- Reba McEntire's restaurant, got the wrong sandwiches delivered to us, she tells me to wait and come back at dinner.
- Watched animated Barbie riding a horse.
- Doug leaves me at the mall to run off with Britney Spears (Britney circa 2000, not 2008)
- Slapped a man in the park for punting my pet beagle across the park, beagle was hidden in kitchen cabinet for three days so Doug wouldn't find him.
- Flew through gang ridden streets with Harry Potter
- Ran from my house (NE Columbia) to Ashley Beam's house (SE Columbia) with a running club through an obstacle course with yarn-headed monkeys
- Searching through a cargo train filled with bags of flour that had baby doll heads and arms attached. Looked for a boy bag of flour but only found girls.
These are just the ones I remember folks! What is going on in my brain! This is out of control.
6 comments:
Those yarn-headed monkey dreams are the worst, aren't they? ;)
Those are awesome! Darn that Brittany Spears!
Don't do it, Doug. We know how this is going to turn out. Her looks will fade in a year or two, then you'll be stuck with an idiot redneck who is a terrible mom. If anything, hope for a Jason Alexander - get hitched for one wild night in Vegas and get it annulled the next day. That's not a bad plan acutally. You may even get some hush money too. Do that!
Then again, Britney may also get the gift that keeps on giving...
Very funny!! I got myself a boy bag of flour... I wonder what you'll get.
When I was pregnant, 100 years ago, I would dream that I was holding my newborn baby and would strain to see "what it was"...but there would be a fog over the baby's face so I could never see what it was...so frustrating...
Is Doug at all concerned that you often are flying around town with Harry Potter?
I love it and am LOL! I've had some very crazy and vivid dreams, too. I definitely wake up thinking, wow, I remember my dream. And some of them are way too random to share!!
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